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"I am not a visual effect. I am not an extension, either. Nor am I the swollen effect of a punch. I am about three centimetres longer than the biggest nose you have ever seen. I am neither snub nor turned up. Absolutely nothing in me resembles a Greek nose. I am not aquiline, either, unfortunately for me. What a shame! As you can see, I am so wide and foreign, so long, that loads of things can be said about me and you won’t run out of ideas. That is why I get really annoyed when someone just calls me “big nose”—that’s so plain... No way! If you want to talk about me, you have to show imagination and class. Dusk was jus there, when a fishing ship found a swollen bluish body in the see. Who was the death girl and what has this macabre discovery got to do with a girl whose nose is as big as Cyrano de Bergerac's?