Alls Well That Ends Well

As the old, well-known saying goes: when you love a guy but he doesn't love you because he thinks you are beneath him, so you heal the king of France of an illness so he forces the guy to marry you, but the guy doesn't consummate the marriage and instead gives you the challenge that he'll be your husband when you have the ring on his finger and are pregnant by him, and then flees to Florence, where he tries to seduce a Florentine girl, so you go to Florence undercover, sneakily switch places with the Florentine girl, make him give you his ring and let him impregnate you, with him thinking that you are the Florentine girl, fake your death so he has the realization that maybe you were great and then you surprise with being alive, his ring on your finger and a baby belly and say 'Wassup, are we married NOW or what???'- maybe that guy is an asshole and not worth it.