The “(s)he breasted boobily” meme as an existential, surreal story that is heavily inspired by Kafka’s “The metamorphosis” and Gogol’s “The Nose”…. but like nowhere close to being as good as these masterpieces.So if you want to read something like that, just stick to them, not whatever this is.Overall I get what the intention behind this short story was and good for you if you enjoyed it, but for me personally it’s a failed attempt.