A review by pharaoh Ramesses II - Papyrus by Irene Vallejo
Rating: 𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹 (Four out of Five Ankhs) Divine verdict: A charming scroll for the uninitiated, though it lacks the weight of a granite obelisk. I must tip my crown to the Lady Vallejo. Most modern historians write as if they are counting bags of grain in a dusty storehouse, but she? She writes with the heart of a court poet. She does not merely list dates, she weaves a tapestry. She brings in her own life and melds them with the chronicles of the past. To an immortal such as myself, this is the only way to speak of time. History is not a cold record; it is a living, breathing thing. She describes the birth of the library and the peril of the scroll not as a lecture, but as a grand adventure. I found myself quite swept up in her prose. However, one must speak the truth: if you are looking for the structural integrity of the scrolls within the Library of Alexandria, you will not find it here. The book is a magnificent overview, a bird’s-eye view from a golden chariot, but it does not dig deep into the heart of history. It skips across the centuries like a flat stone across the Nile. While she captures the feeling of the ancient world beautifully, some might find the details a bit... breezy. It is more of a poetic meditation than a rigorous scholarly dissection. I wanted more names, more blood, and perhaps a few more chapters dedicated to my personal contributions to the preservation of records. If you are a commoner who has never picked up a history book because you fear they are as dry as the Western Desert, then buy this book immediately, for it is the perfect "first read." Vallejo makes the act of reading feel like a sacred ritual, which it is. It will make you fall in love with the idea of ancient history. Once you have finished this, you will be properly primed to read the much more dense publishings regarding my own glorious reign.



















