Overheard in Dublin: Dublin Wit from Overheardindublin.com

Girl: ""Giz a kiss."" Bloke: ""Let me swally me phlegm first.""--Two aul dears queuing for the no. 27 bus. Just caught the end of the conversation: Old dear #1: ""Sure whoaya tellin. De kids dees days is terrible bold."" Old dear #2: ""And ye know it's not de parents I blame, it's the mudders an fadders.""--Country girl gets on no. 16 bus and asks driver how much is the fare. Driver replies, ""Where are you going?"" Country girl says, ""To get my hair done!""--While visiting the Mater Hospital, hearing an old man complaining about the current conditions in hospital and being kept in a unisex environment: Old Man (to his daughter): ""I'm 92 years old and here I am being left on a bed in a corridor with all these other patients, and to make it worst it's bisexual!""--Heard a girl answer her phone in the waiting room of Holles Street Maternity Hospital: ""Well, tell me, am I an Auntie or an Uncle?""