Stop Being a F***ing Idiot

Have you ever watched someone in action and thought to yourself, “Wow, that person is such a f***ing idiot”? All the time, right? But it’s possible others are thinking the same of you. Quick: Who is the current Speaker of the House? Are you a bit more dramatic than your average teenage vampire novel? Does your checking account have more money than your savings account? Do you even have a savings account?! The only way to truly know if you’re a f***ing idiot is to buy this book. It’ll teach you everything you need to know, including: How to stop being a f***ing idiot. ... and much, much more! You might be wondering what makes me qualified to help. Have you ever heard the phrase, “It takes one to know one”? Not only did I used to be a f***ing idiot, I figured out how to stop being one. Go on. Read this book.