The Catastrophic History of You and Me

If I'd known right then that this was the kid who would grow up to break my heart beyond repair maybe I would've stayed upstairs on the phone with Tess.Maybe I would've gone to bed early. Maybe I would've begged my parents to take me with them - even though those doctor dinners are pretty much the boringest things ever.But I didn't know. Couldn't know. So instead I shrugged and said something really genius like "Um whatever." And proceeded to fall totally madly crazy in love.