365 Quotes for a Daily Dose of Dry Humor
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Description
Whether in everyday life or on special events: An appropriate quote can save any situation and provide new momentum. How-ever, if you want to stand out from the crowd and show character, you need to demonstrate originality. My suggestion: humor. Brutal-ly truthful and slightly mean humor, to be precise. Instead of tor-menting your fellow human beings with corny positive banter, you can turn the tables and hand out a few snappy sayings.
Dry humor disguised as original quotes
An atrocious quip at the right time invigorates every relationship, shakes things up and creates a new perspective. It's not about of-fending the other person (at least not permanently), but solely about the surprising impulse and the shared joy of a little blunt-ness.
The ultimate collection of satirical quotes
The quotes in this book come from writers, politicians, scientists, actors, artists and other important personalities. In short: from suc-cessful people who have achieved great things and developed a passion for sarcastic remarks and subtle jibes. I would like to pass this curious collection on to you.
A cheeky quote every day
In this book, each day of the year has its own quote. Although I have assigned each quote to a specific date, this does not mean that you have to follow my pre-selection. You can read the book in a criss-cross fashion and remind yourself of your favorite sayings over and over again. I have also categorized the quotes themati-cally so that you can quickly find the most (in)appropriate words for special occasions such as birthdays, weddings or family celebra-tions.
A little foretaste
15th January:
“An intelligent man sometimes needs to be drunk to spend time with idiots.”
- Ernest Hemingway
11th February:
“In old age, children are a comfort as long as they don't come to visit you.”
- Sarah Bernhardt
18th March:
“You never know what's going to happen in this world. I'll just keep my mouth shut. That's a good idea.”
- Gertrude Stein
1st April:
“In our time there is a lot of talk about irony and humor, especially by people who have never been able to practice it.”
- Søren Kierkegaard
4th May:
“There may be better air in heaven, but there is certainly better company in hell.”
- George Bernard Shaw
27th June:
“There are many people I would like to miss right now.”
- Tomi Ungerer
4th July:
“The men of today are also no longer what they have never been.”
- Kylie Minogue
6th August:
“Digging a pit for others is exhausting, but it almost always pays off.”
- David Herbert Lawrence
26th September:
“The best proof of knowledge of human nature is quiet homicidal desires.”
- Frank Sinatra
20th October:
“Silent people become even more boring when they start talking.”
- Jane Austen
15th November:
“Gloating is a never-ending source of strength and serenity.”
- Frank Billings Kellogg
24th December:
“A family reunion is not only the fault of those who host it, but also of those who do not prevent it.”
- Karl Kraus
Always a proper saying on hand
In this book 365 mean quotes are waiting for you so that you can pick up a new dose of dry humor and quick wit every day. The next time you want to "surprise" your partner, have a ready saying for your colleague at the office, or you need a little cheering up your-self, you can open this treasure trove of quotes, read a few lines and then hit the ground running with new energy.
Book Information
Author Description
Dr. Tim Reichel, born in 1988, is an author, scientist, and entrepreneur. After completing his studies (industrial engineering), he earned his doctorate at RWTH Aachen University, where he worked as an academic advisor for twelve years. In June 2014, Tim founded his first company: Studienscheiss. Since then, he has been using this platform to help millions of students and education enthusiasts across Germany to study happily and successfully so that they can thrive in their future careers. Tim regularly publishes articles on time management, motivation, and personal development on his blog. To date, he has published more than 350 articles and over 20 books, which have been read by ten million people. Tim has also worked as a columnist for SPIEGEL magazine. As a freelance author, he still regularly writes specialist articles. His book “Busy is the new stupid” was named a business bestseller by Manager Magazin in June 2020. In addition to his work as a writer and publisher, Tim works as a speaker and offers continuing education seminars. He trains not only school and university students, but also young professionals and executives—particularly in the areas of time management, self-organization, and productivity.
Description
Whether in everyday life or on special events: An appropriate quote can save any situation and provide new momentum. How-ever, if you want to stand out from the crowd and show character, you need to demonstrate originality. My suggestion: humor. Brutal-ly truthful and slightly mean humor, to be precise. Instead of tor-menting your fellow human beings with corny positive banter, you can turn the tables and hand out a few snappy sayings.
Dry humor disguised as original quotes
An atrocious quip at the right time invigorates every relationship, shakes things up and creates a new perspective. It's not about of-fending the other person (at least not permanently), but solely about the surprising impulse and the shared joy of a little blunt-ness.
The ultimate collection of satirical quotes
The quotes in this book come from writers, politicians, scientists, actors, artists and other important personalities. In short: from suc-cessful people who have achieved great things and developed a passion for sarcastic remarks and subtle jibes. I would like to pass this curious collection on to you.
A cheeky quote every day
In this book, each day of the year has its own quote. Although I have assigned each quote to a specific date, this does not mean that you have to follow my pre-selection. You can read the book in a criss-cross fashion and remind yourself of your favorite sayings over and over again. I have also categorized the quotes themati-cally so that you can quickly find the most (in)appropriate words for special occasions such as birthdays, weddings or family celebra-tions.
A little foretaste
15th January:
“An intelligent man sometimes needs to be drunk to spend time with idiots.”
- Ernest Hemingway
11th February:
“In old age, children are a comfort as long as they don't come to visit you.”
- Sarah Bernhardt
18th March:
“You never know what's going to happen in this world. I'll just keep my mouth shut. That's a good idea.”
- Gertrude Stein
1st April:
“In our time there is a lot of talk about irony and humor, especially by people who have never been able to practice it.”
- Søren Kierkegaard
4th May:
“There may be better air in heaven, but there is certainly better company in hell.”
- George Bernard Shaw
27th June:
“There are many people I would like to miss right now.”
- Tomi Ungerer
4th July:
“The men of today are also no longer what they have never been.”
- Kylie Minogue
6th August:
“Digging a pit for others is exhausting, but it almost always pays off.”
- David Herbert Lawrence
26th September:
“The best proof of knowledge of human nature is quiet homicidal desires.”
- Frank Sinatra
20th October:
“Silent people become even more boring when they start talking.”
- Jane Austen
15th November:
“Gloating is a never-ending source of strength and serenity.”
- Frank Billings Kellogg
24th December:
“A family reunion is not only the fault of those who host it, but also of those who do not prevent it.”
- Karl Kraus
Always a proper saying on hand
In this book 365 mean quotes are waiting for you so that you can pick up a new dose of dry humor and quick wit every day. The next time you want to "surprise" your partner, have a ready saying for your colleague at the office, or you need a little cheering up your-self, you can open this treasure trove of quotes, read a few lines and then hit the ground running with new energy.
Book Information
Author Description
Dr. Tim Reichel, born in 1988, is an author, scientist, and entrepreneur. After completing his studies (industrial engineering), he earned his doctorate at RWTH Aachen University, where he worked as an academic advisor for twelve years. In June 2014, Tim founded his first company: Studienscheiss. Since then, he has been using this platform to help millions of students and education enthusiasts across Germany to study happily and successfully so that they can thrive in their future careers. Tim regularly publishes articles on time management, motivation, and personal development on his blog. To date, he has published more than 350 articles and over 20 books, which have been read by ten million people. Tim has also worked as a columnist for SPIEGEL magazine. As a freelance author, he still regularly writes specialist articles. His book “Busy is the new stupid” was named a business bestseller by Manager Magazin in June 2020. In addition to his work as a writer and publisher, Tim works as a speaker and offers continuing education seminars. He trains not only school and university students, but also young professionals and executives—particularly in the areas of time management, self-organization, and productivity.