Don't get me wrong, it was an enjoyable story but also soo weird. The FMC is called "Fanny Pack" and she also has a nickname for her phone. Her boss is regularly called the Impaler. I wanted to read the story because I am a programmer myself so the title spoke to me (the programming part of the story is believable if you are wondering) but I can't get over the main plot of the story and most importantly the guinea pigs. I love his family.