This book made me snort with laughter for all the wrong reasons. Chapter two, after giving the love interest a handshake in greeting "her nipples hardened into points .... and her ovaries did a little happy dance" I'm sorry WHAT. Miss ma'am I don't know how to tell you but you might need some help. Also, the love interest works as a med student in a gynecology department and spends "every day being elbows deep into vaginas" .... What are you trying to reach in there? Are you trying to pat down the uterus to check for a baby and count the amount of eggs all the way up her ovaries??? Then the male MC/love interest has the audacity to say "He knows biology." and that "He's an expert on female anatomy." Riiiight... Please do share with the class. When bumping into the love interest, who just got out of a shower, naked, mere 5 minutes after moving in together, "his cock jumped to attention" can it do a little salute too? Apparently he's so crazy good in the shack that his partners turn into sex-crazed stalker/psychopath after one night. The 28 year old FMC calls genitals "hoo-ha" and doesn't know about morning wood. ??? The "interesting" quotes continue every chapter, so if you want a book that's so bad it's making you burst out laughing, look no further.