Poems for the Lost Because I'm Lost Too

exurb1a presents his all-new collection of self-indulgent poetry. An unlikely bestseller, so unlikely that it isn't a bestseller at all, Poems for the Lost seeks to answer age-old questions such as: Why do bad things happen to good people? How did the universe come from nothing? And what's the deal with shrimp? Pull up your least comfortable chair, pour a shot of hand sanitizer, it's time for self-pity.