Don't Let Me Go

Welp. It's official. The entire hockey team knows I'm a virgin.
And who do I have to thank for telling them about that little tidbit?
Theodore Taylor, aka my brother's best friend and the pain in my butt since third grade.
Then again, I'm kind of sick of this thing.
My virginity, that is.
It's probably time I get rid of it, anyway.

Right?